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Piano Pubcat

Untuned pianos, leaky accordions and bunged up harmonicas are all favoured instruments to the specialised ear of the pubcat.

Box Checker

Timmy The Idle Hour’s pub cat carefully inspects all deliveries that arrive in a cardboard box; thankfully the full shipment of dark hiding places has arrived.

One Eyed Pubcat

Radcliffe wandered into the pub nearly seven years ago and decided it was home for him. He lost an eye two days after we officially adopted him but it doesn't hindrance his hunting skills. He pretty much owns the pub and probably thinks it was named after him!

Picnic Table Pubcat

There was a St Albans Pubcat
Who aspired to become very fat
On the tables he lurked
When his nose it was perked
Buy the pubsnacks that filled a Pubcat

Marauding Pubcat

Don't be fooled by the angelic face, the Birdcage's pubcat is coming for your snacks; with a name like Maraud you can't say you weren't warned.

1. Roam in search of things to steal: "a marauding pubcat stole my chips".
2. Raid and plunder (a place, and also your plaice).

Puddle of Pubcat

What could be more inviting than the underside of Malcolm and a pint?

Congratulation due to the proud pubcat on the arrival of his pubkittens.

Aussie Barcats

These pubcat stereotypes have come all the way from Australia to work in a pub.


It's very important to keep your fishies warm, and where better than under a furry belly? Well, funny you should ask...

Sound Check

Mell introduces us to music lover Frankie: "There Ain't No Such Thing as a Free Lunch, unless you're Frankie, the Tanstaafl's beloved pub cat. When she's not napping next to the cash register or sunning herself in the window, Frankie is a fan of the bar's live music. She is definitely in charge at the Tanstaafl and is gracious enough to let the rest of us hang out there."

"She is 14 and was found outside the bar by the owner when she was only a few weeks old." Sounds like she turned up on the right doorstep.

Essential Ingredients

A truly a great pub must have three things:

  1. Real Ale
  2. Open Fire
  3. Pubcat

The Mitre is full of WIN.

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